Word of the Day
tortfeasor n. a person who commits a tort (civil wrong) either intentionally or through negligence.
God, why do you have to be such a little tortfeasor? You know you’re adopted, right? I remember the day me and mom and dad went down to the pound and picked you out of a cage full of little tortfeasors. Dad picked you because he said your face reminded him of a dog he had as a kid.
Note the related phrase ‘joint tortfeasors’, which law.com defines thusly.
joint tortfeasors npl. butt-buddies