How to lose faith in mankind at Christmas

Go to Kazaa or Limewire or the like and do a search on the word Christmas, and alongside your holiday favorites you will find (among others:

Afroman’s “the 12 drugs of Christmas”
Kevin Bloody Wilson’s “Just a Little
Christmas Blowjob”
“You ain’t gettin’ shit for Christmas”
Jeff Foxworthy’s “The Redneck 12 days of Christmas”
Bob Rivers’ “Santa’s Whore”
“I farted in Santa’s lap”
Larry the Cable Guy’s “Christmas Songs for the 90s”
“Suck on my cock (Jingle bell rock parody)”
Parody Eminem’s “The Real Slim Santa”
“White Pussy (White Christmas parody)”
Barking dogs’ “We wish you a merry Christmas”
“Frosty the Pervert”
Cheech and Chong’s “Santa Claus and
his old lady”
“Puff the Magic Tampon”
“The 12 Guido days of Christmas”
“Grandpa got run over by a beer truck”
“The Retarded Christmas song”
“White trash Christmas”
“Horny Porny Christmas”
“O.J. Simpson Christmas”
“I’m dressin’ up like Santa when I’m out on parole”
“I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus
“Who put the dick on the snowman?”
“Rudolph
got a DUI”

Just reading the above list makes me cringe to be an American and a human being. Can’t the hoopleheads leave anything alone, or must they simply sully everything with their filthy, sardonic lowbrow shit?

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~ by Joe on December 19, 2006.

One Response to “How to lose faith in mankind at Christmas”

  1. Why don’t you cut loose and have some fun instead of pretending you’re better than other people, eh? Being so uptight all the time isn’t good for you.

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